"i feel like tony the tiger- they're grrrrrrreat!"

i just had a good long conversation with my friend about semen.

and earlier i told my mother that i would rather rip out my eyeballs and run screaming than eat dinner with the family.

i think its safe to say that i'm a little off today... so i'm heading to bed before i go completely apeshit and try to like eat people kidney's or something.

on another note- my impending departure from brazil is wavering under the results of the "rip out my eyeballs" conversation with my mother. so maybe i'm here for longer- maybe i'm outta this joint. too soon to tell!