Saturday, February 18, 2006

i am loving brazil right about now

so ive decided im too lazy to write about dinner the other night

just imagine it was funny. and we ate a lot of meat while we laughed. and then after we all said we were going to throw up we decided that was a big fat lie and ate a lot of chocolate.

we went to one of our favorite restaurants here- its a churrascaria (means barbeque) where they take big slabs of beef and roast 'em up for a couple hours, (some of the huge chunks prominently twirling in the front window) and then many many gaucho-ed men walk around with sharp shiny knives and carve off pieces for you to slide onto your plate. right off the barbeque skewer. they bring it to you. are you grasping the wonderfulness of this?? its amazing. and theres a pasta bar where they have like 10 different kinds of pasta and almost anything you could want in your sauce (and NOT want- eggs?! ew??)

how are brazilians not obese? i think the american government has it written down somewhere, like on a post it or something, to not allow these glorious restaurants to take over the states because we're fat enough as it is. and i believe it reads as thus:

"hey prez- remember, no churrazkareeas allowed cuz americans r fat enuf."

also me and my mother discovered this amaaaazing district here where there are more clothing stores than you could possibly imagine. i cant explain. i need to take pictures. and i will. because the world needs to see. i bought pants that i wore today and destructo (my brother) got chocolate ice cream stickyness on, two shirts, a dress (WHY does my mother INSIST on pretending i'm a size larger than i really am?! is she calling me fat? is she blind? can she not estimate as well as she used to in her growing years? does she think i dress like a whore by mistake?) which is too big (especially in the bitty titty area) but i'll deal, and earrings.

i was a little overwhelmed or i would have bought more.

i'll update later because im going to watch the longest yard.


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